The other day I was thinking about burning a CD. I never got around to it, but I did think about it. If I would have burned the CD I would have called it The Ultimate Rock Mix-tape: 20 of the Best Rock Songs Ever. I also would have had to write it with a […]
NJIT, or N.J. Tech if you prefer, has completed their abysmal season with a record of 0-29. Yes, 0-29. No, seriously, 0-29. Tech finishes this year’s campaign with a 341 RPI ranking out of a possible 341 teams in Division I.
I kinda feel bad for these guys. I cannot imagine being on a team that […]
As an election year, we can expect an increase in political debate, whether with friends, enemies, through online forums or in a comments section. Here’s something I’ve noticed when it comes to political debate…
All too often I see and hear responses to opposing political views beginning with “you’re an idiot.”
So, I just recently found out that I’m black… Oh excuse me, African American. According to recent DNA discoveries, the beginning of the modern human began in the heart of Africa. It’s hard to argue because I don’t have RadioShack’s SuperDNA9500 analysis machine to trump their Stanford University Professors.
The Professor sticking his oversized reproductive organ into this theory is […]
Growing up, I was always Batman and my brother was always Superman. I know this because I still get Batman pens, pencils, stationary, and the occasional t-shirt for Christmas. I think I even got a wallet one year, at age 24. I never used it and I don’t burn Batman-scented candles, but […]
In typical Frenchie-Canadian fashion, Eric Gagne, now of the powerhouse Milwaukee Brewers, issued a half-assed, lame “apology” of sorts on Monday.
Gagne couldn’t handle the pressure of the playoffs last season with the Sawks so it’s fitting that he landed in Milwaukee, because who knows the last time they had a meaningful playoff run. Let’s see, […]
So, these couples from Ohio decided to get married on “the most romantic day of the year” at the trashiest dump of all venues… White Castle.
I can’t help but wonder what these obese mutants look like. I could only imagine what kind of forklift was required to walk the fatass bride down the aisle. […]
So you’re single on the day of love. Here’s 5 things you shouldn’t do after you’ve had a few.
5. Blog
Blogging while drunk can always get a person in trouble. Sure…we all think we’re funnier when were greased, but some jokes fall flat on their poop-shoot, especially when read in the monotonous inner-brain. […]
No seriously, I can’t tell the difference…
Check out the full story.
Best prank ever, simple glitch, or stupid mistake? Well, due to a “human error” in the system, all 2,550 students at Palm Bay High in FL were summoned for Saturday morning detention.
I can only imagine the sheer horror some of these kids and parents experienced when notified that the student had received detention. I know […]
Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.
Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.