So you’re single on the day of love. Here’s 5 things you shouldn’t do after you’ve had a few.
5. Blog
Blogging while drunk can always get a person in trouble. Sure…we all think we’re funnier when were greased, but some jokes fall flat on their poop-shoot, especially when read in the monotonous inner-brain. Also, try not Blog angry (dick!).
4. Text Girls You Used to Love
She is not going to fly from Wisconsin to Florida to make babies.
3. Text Girls You Still Love
If she was with you, you wouldn’t have to text her. Get over it, write a country song, and realize that she’s not going to drive the 15 miles to “watch a movie.”
2. Go to a Strip Club
On second thought, just go. Its all we have sometimes and who the hell knows…maybe she’ll be nipping at your berries after you make one-dollar bills rain on her butt cheeks.
1. Watch “The Notebook”
You’ll end up writhing in a pool of your own tears.
lol… My favorite was #4
oooopps I meant #2.. like I said I’m dyslexic.. i like the strip club one