So, these couples from Ohio decided to get married on “the most romantic day of the year” at the trashiest dump of all venues… White Castle.
I can’t help but wonder what these obese mutants look like. I could only imagine what kind of forklift was required to walk the fatass bride down the aisle. Not to mention that the wedding had its own slogan adopted from White Castle’s “What you crave” - pathetic. I just don’t understand the whole obsession with White Castle’s food. It’s disgusting, gross, redneck, smelly, and makes me want to vomit all over everything.
Just imagine what the wedding night was like… Two hippos rolling around in the middle of some hamburger grease pile in the hay loft of a barn with ‘Cotton Eye Joe’ playing in the background. The groom could only redeem himself if he gave her the ole’ Dutch oven on the wedding night. I’ll give him some cool points for that.
p.s. I believe Harold and Kumar were in attendance
