So, I just recently found out that I’m black… Oh excuse me, African American. According to recent DNA discoveries, the beginning of the modern human began in the heart of Africa. It’s hard to argue because I don’t have RadioShack’s SuperDNA9500 analysis machine to trump their Stanford University Professors.
The Professor sticking his oversized reproductive organ into this theory is Richard Myers, a.k.a. R-Money. He claims that this “helps to argue against racism”. I don’t agree. No matter how much buzz this generates or how big this thing blows up, we’re still going to have the KKK, gang wars, and those funny black comedians on BET’s Comic View making fun of ‘crackers’.
But this changes my whole perspective on things. I can now: jump higher, run faster, have an unhealthy obsession with chrome rims on Cadillacs, love grape soda, vote democrat, have an excuse to pork fat white girls, etc. I’m a ‘brother’ now… no not like a relative or sibling, I’m talking the way the black people, I mean ‘we’, use it.
In the spirit of it being Black History Month, for the remainder of my post, I will talk the way I feel is natural… YO! Dis be Clayton, I’m out, home-slice. NAAAAA MEEEEAN!!!
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As long as Patrick Ewing continues to coach Dwight Howard, he can eat at my table. (Go Magic!) Racism is ugly, hate is ugly. I am all for lowering hate crime. However, I’m not sure the Richard Myers Theory has anything to do with helping extinguish racism. (I’m not sure Clayton’s comments do either.) It is somewhat ironic that there was only one mention of racism at the bottom of the article and it becomes the focus of attention.
Anyway, the Richard Myers Theory only puts into perspective how different two races are, having started from the same geographical region. The contrast of black and white puts a harsh relief on the contrasts between two entities that had the same beginning. This could even fuel the hatred of the KKK and Black Panthers.
I may be wrong, but humans already know we are all human. It’s accepting those differences and realizing its “ok.” But, I guess if one budding White Supremacist sister-banging hill-billy, or one its-a-white-mans-world-so-i-might-as-well-use-that-as-an-excuse-to-live-off-welfare gangster wannabe, reads this theory and changes his or her ways, then I guess no harm done.
OR, you was just joshing around…in which case, hehe!