$2,500 Ain’t What It Used To Be

Twenty years ago, a box seat in Yankees Stadium cost a measly $10. Next year, in the new Yankees Stadium, a similar seat will cost only slightly more - about $2,500.
At least that $2,500 includes free food.
And good luck trying to take a family outing to a ball game. You might as well go to […]

Top Movie “Power Couples”

In the real world, a “power couple” might be a married couple, both lawyers. But in the movies, power couples come in all forms. Below is a list of my top six power couples.
Disclaimer: I apologize to comic book geeks (yes, you Yorick). I used movie power couples; in the comic books […]

Why is my Sandwich Soggy and Smells Like Piss?

Did you ever have to go take a piss, and you have to go so bad that you would literally do it ANYWHERE?  Only as long as you get that pee out of your bladder, it’s absolutely necessary.  I could recall dozens of times when I have to go so bad that I would do […]

Tap Water = Free Drugs

Why go to the trouble of paying for a cocktail of various drugs when you can get them for free by simply drinking tap water?! Well, sorta.
New evidence shows just how much crap can be found in our cities drinking water supplies. To be honest, I find it sketchy that these prescription drugs are in […]

Get Your 2008 Olympics Updates from Surplus Thoughts

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Just a friendly reminder… You can get your 2008 Summer Olympics updates from SurplusThoughts.com starting on 8/08/08. 
Basically, the criteria that will be shared will be gold medal winners, schedule of events, medal counts, etc. etc.  If you have any more suggestions, please leave a comment to this post.  In the mean time, strap on […]

Could Gandalf Have Stepped Up a Bit?

I have read and watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Both were a while ago, but late one night I began wondering if Gandalf really left it all out on the court.
Gandalf started out Grey. He was the second most powerful wizard in all the land. Upon his new self-appointed nickname, […]

Flat Tire, Over-Heated Engine, and One Too Many Donuts Put a Halt to Romantic Evening

Anybody could get laid.  Even an 800 lb man.  I often wonder how the guy could even find his rod in the forest of blubber and pubic hair when nearly weighing half a ton.  But I’m getting way way way ahead of myself.  Let us examine how this man got a girlfriend in the first […]

Just Call Me “Mr. Adequate”

Fantastic news today for every man in America, Australia, and the world, really. As long as you last three minutes or more in bed, you are “adequate” and deserve to live.
This is great! Take that Hollywood. Take that rock n roll superstars. The study goes to show that “doin’ it all night long” ain’t all […]

What’s next? Manning Jesus?

Perhaps, the greatest quarterback (so far) of the NFL retired recently.  Brett Favre is hanging up his jersey for good from the greatest sport in America.  What better way to remember a great athlete than to name your kid after him?  Great Idea!!! I’d totally name my kid after my favorite sports star.   The Kinsaul family from […]

Kobe’s 81, Better Than Wilt’s 100

Every day I listen to the Tony Kornheiser Show on 3WT radio broad casted out of our nation’s capital (or you can download it as a podcast from iTunes). As you all know Tony is a co host of the ESPN show PTI. He’s much older, wiser, sport educated, and humerus than myself. Despite his […]

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The Greatest Story of 2008: Even Chubby Would Be Proud

Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.

Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.

Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.