Fantastic news today for every man in America, Australia, and the world, really. As long as you last three minutes or more in bed, you are “adequate” and deserve to live.
This is great! Take that Hollywood. Take that rock n roll superstars. The study goes to show that “doin’ it all night long” ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.
The craziest part about the study is the researchers’ conclusion that MEN are the ones who usually want the sexy-time to last longer, not women. Somehow the ladies claim to be satisfied by these short five-to-seven minute escapades. Sounds odd, but somehow perfect at the same time.
Way to go ladies. Thanks for taking so much pressure off of the guys. It’s tough out there sometimes.
Now fetch me a beer and get ready to experience the most mind-blowing three minutes of your life!
