Really Old Japanese Dude Turns 113, Has Nearly 100 Direct Descendants

Tomoji Tanabe of Japan is the world’s oldest man. The dudester is seriously old - 113 years of age to be exact. Recently, he celebrated his birthday, partyin’ like twas 1899.
He told reporters that he eats a lot, but strictly avoids alcohol, cigarettes, and snacks. If avoiding the fun things in life allow you to […]

Secret Sex Party Spoiled by Angry Dad and his Metal Pipe

Kids just want to have a good time.  Maybe dabble in the world of pre-marital sexual intercourse.  Here’s a great story on what happens when a boyfriend chooses the wrong daughter and the wrong time. 
What’s so funny about this story is that I can’t help to wonder if the boyfriend had to hop on his huffy naked back […]

The Glorious Saga of the GEICO Cavemen Continues

Hate them or love them - love them or hate them - never heard of them or Tivo them daily - kinda like them or don’t give a crap - the GEICO Cavemen have developed a cult-like following over the past few years. The obsession continues with a clever installment in the most recently released […]

Badass Nine-year-old Hated on by Bitter Parents

Aaaand so the pussification of America continues. A common story seems to be emerging more and more often in America. These days, it is almost impossible to go a week without hearing about another incident involving over-the-top, ridiculous parents. Their crazy antics continued recently when a nine-year-old was banned from his baseball league because he […]

Rafael Nadal Averages 328 Butt Picks Per Match

Since Rafael Nadal became a professional tennis player four years ago it was apparent that he possessed a relentless will to win, uncanny tennis talent, and a positively voyeuristic affinity for picking his butt on [inter]national television.

My obsession with China continues… (Not Olympics related)

I’ve got to hand it the Chinese again.  They come up with the most creative ways to do everything… Even how Chinese gang members can make a quick buck is remarkable.
Sure, we’ve all heard of goons and thugs killing people for money (everyone knows the premise behind Grand Theft Auto).  Maybe the target was a […]

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The Greatest Story of 2008: Even Chubby Would Be Proud

Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.

Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.

Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.