Now THAT’s A Not-so-friendly Wake-up Call
I cannot really imagine waking up to anything worse than boiling-hot water being poured on, in, and/or around my genital region. But for a Bradenton, FL man, this real-life nightmare was all too…well…real.
Yeesh. Who knows what this poor guy did to piss off his wife so bad that she resorted to these antics. No word on if this occurred in a trailer park (which would actually make a lot of sense). I’m going to assume it did - makes the story better. Further, the woman - Maverna Theresa Turay - did not give police a reason as to why she poured the piping hot water on her husband’s jewels, but did tell police that she had been “drinking alcohol”. Hmmmm, verrry interesting. I never would have suspected alcohol to be an intrical part of this story. Go figure!
According to the sheriff’s report, the poor fella “ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911″. That must have been an interesting scene for the neighbors. And I can only imagine the 911 call from the relative: “Ok, wait, so she poured what on his what?!”
I hope the man makes a full recovery. Let this be a lesson to all you gentlemen out there - if you piss off your significant other, do not leave your groin exposed, because somehow, someway, 98.6% of the time they will resort to pouring scalding liquid on your man-region.
Sweet dreams!
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