Kids just want to have a good time. Maybe dabble in the world of pre-marital sexual intercourse. Here’s a great story on what happens when a boyfriend chooses the wrong daughter and the wrong time.
What’s so funny about this story is that I can’t help to wonder if the boyfriend had to hop on his huffy naked back […]
I’ve got to hand it the Chinese again. They come up with the most creative ways to do everything… Even how Chinese gang members can make a quick buck is remarkable.
Sure, we’ve all heard of goons and thugs killing people for money (everyone knows the premise behind Grand Theft Auto). Maybe the target was a […]
The Olympics are finally over and so much credit can be given to the host country, China. They are exceptional hosts and deserve all the thanks in the world. I wish them good luck in going forward…Just don’t engage a war the U.S. with your 200 million standing army, please.
Alright, now that the blessings and sappy […]
The Olympics are soon over. Update commencing…
USA and China are finally separating in the medal count. Although China has an overwhelming edge over the Americans in Gold medals, the US has the overall total in their favor. China has improved so much from the Olympics prior. It’s obvious that their strategy was to concentrate on […]
Now that we are in our second full week of healthy athletic competition, its time for another update.
Medal Count (Top 5):
USA - 25 Golds, 25 Silvers, 26 Bronzes = 76 Total
China - 40 Golds, 14 Silvers, 17 Bronzes = 71 Total
Russia - 9 Golds, 13 Silvers, 17 Bronzes = 39 Total
Australia - 11 Golds, 11 […]
China is doing a fantastic job putting on these games. I don’t care if they are Communist. I don’t care if they won’t free Tibet. And I don’t care if they don’t like Joey Cheek, although I never met the guy, Prez G-dub says he’s a good man. Kudos to China for putting on a great spectacle.
Also, […]
After a fantastic, glorious, terrorist-free, expensive ($300M!) opening ceremony on Friday night, August 8, 2008 – The 29th Olympic games are under way.
I was literally glued to the television set like they were showing reruns of Saved by the Bell. However, my TV was not showing Zack and Kelly slow dancing outside of the […]
Did you ever have to go take a piss, and you have to go so bad that you would literally do it ANYWHERE? Only as long as you get that pee out of your bladder, it’s absolutely necessary. I could recall dozens of times when I have to go so bad that I would do […]
2008 Olympics
Just a friendly reminder… You can get your 2008 Summer Olympics updates from SurplusThoughts.com starting on 8/08/08.
Basically, the criteria that will be shared will be gold medal winners, schedule of events, medal counts, etc. etc. If you have any more suggestions, please leave a comment to this post. In the mean time, strap on […]
Anybody could get laid. Even an 800 lb man. I often wonder how the guy could even find his rod in the forest of blubber and pubic hair when nearly weighing half a ton. But I’m getting way way way ahead of myself. Let us examine how this man got a girlfriend in the first […]
Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.
Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.