Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the […]
Written on December 16, 2008 | Posted in
Movies,
Sports,
Surplus
I cannot really imagine waking up to anything worse than boiling-hot water being poured on, in, and/or around my genital region. But for a Bradenton, FL man, this real-life nightmare was all too…well…real.
Yeesh. Who knows what this poor guy did to piss off his wife so bad that she resorted to these antics. No word […]
Written on October 9, 2008 | Posted in
Current Events,
Health,
Surplus
Tomoji Tanabe of Japan is the world’s oldest man. The dudester is seriously old - 113 years of age to be exact. Recently, he celebrated his birthday, partyin’ like twas 1899.
He told reporters that he eats a lot, but strictly avoids alcohol, cigarettes, and snacks. If avoiding the fun things in life allow you to […]
Written on September 20, 2008 | Posted in
Current Events,
Surplus
Hate them or love them - love them or hate them - never heard of them or Tivo them daily - kinda like them or don’t give a crap - the GEICO Cavemen have developed a cult-like following over the past few years. The obsession continues with a clever installment in the most recently released […]
Written on September 8, 2008 | Posted in
Surplus
Aaaand so the pussification of America continues. A common story seems to be emerging more and more often in America. These days, it is almost impossible to go a week without hearing about another incident involving over-the-top, ridiculous parents. Their crazy antics continued recently when a nine-year-old was banned from his baseball league because he […]
Written on September 4, 2008 | Posted in
Sports
Sigh. You know the old saying about dumb criminals blah blah “nobody ever said criminals were smart” blah blah. I don’t even remember what it is, and it’s not even that good of a saying. But the point is this - crooks are generally not the smartest breed. This story seems to reaffirm that fact.
I […]
Written on August 17, 2008 | Posted in
Surplus
In one of the most gruesome and disturbing stories since…well…EVER, a man was recently arrested for decapitating and cutting up the body of his seat-mate while on a Greyhound bus trip! And no this was not a plot in a horror flick, but, tragically, true life.
One of the really creepy aspects of the story […]
Written on August 7, 2008 | Posted in
Current Events,
Surplus
The burger looks quite unhealthy - and by unhealthy I mean by eating just one it will take 5 months off of your life - but the commercial is hi-larious, nonetheless. “I just wanted one….” Hi-lario.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrdGCEhmvEk
Written on July 15, 2008 | Posted in
Surplus
Twenty years ago, a box seat in Yankees Stadium cost a measly $10. Next year, in the new Yankees Stadium, a similar seat will cost only slightly more - about $2,500.
At least that $2,500 includes free food.
And good luck trying to take a family outing to a ball game. You might as well go to […]
Written on March 30, 2008 | Posted in
Sports
Why go to the trouble of paying for a cocktail of various drugs when you can get them for free by simply drinking tap water?! Well, sorta.
New evidence shows just how much crap can be found in our cities drinking water supplies. To be honest, I find it sketchy that these prescription drugs are in […]
Written on March 17, 2008 | Posted in
Current Events,
Surplus
Sponsors
The Greatest Story of 2008: Even Chubby Would Be Proud
Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.
Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.