The Greatest Story of 2008: Even Chubby Would Be Proud

Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the […]

Now THAT’s A Not-so-friendly Wake-up Call

I cannot really imagine waking up to anything worse than boiling-hot water being poured on, in, and/or around my genital region. But for a Bradenton, FL man, this real-life nightmare was all too…well…real.
Yeesh. Who knows what this poor guy did to piss off his wife so bad that she resorted to these antics. No word […]

Really Old Japanese Dude Turns 113, Has Nearly 100 Direct Descendants

Tomoji Tanabe of Japan is the world’s oldest man. The dudester is seriously old - 113 years of age to be exact. Recently, he celebrated his birthday, partyin’ like twas 1899.
He told reporters that he eats a lot, but strictly avoids alcohol, cigarettes, and snacks. If avoiding the fun things in life allow you to […]

The Glorious Saga of the GEICO Cavemen Continues

Hate them or love them - love them or hate them - never heard of them or Tivo them daily - kinda like them or don’t give a crap - the GEICO Cavemen have developed a cult-like following over the past few years. The obsession continues with a clever installment in the most recently released […]

Badass Nine-year-old Hated on by Bitter Parents

Aaaand so the pussification of America continues. A common story seems to be emerging more and more often in America. These days, it is almost impossible to go a week without hearing about another incident involving over-the-top, ridiculous parents. Their crazy antics continued recently when a nine-year-old was banned from his baseball league because he […]

“EVERYBODY TAKE COVER…HE’S GOT A(N) (EMPTY) CHEESECAKE BOX!!!”

Sigh. You know the old saying about dumb criminals blah blah “nobody ever said criminals were smart” blah blah. I don’t even remember what it is, and it’s not even that good of a saying. But the point is this - crooks are generally not the smartest breed. This story seems to reaffirm that fact.
I […]

One More Excellent Reason to Never Ride on a Greyhound Bus

In one of the most gruesome and disturbing stories since…well…EVER, a man was recently arrested for decapitating and cutting up the body of his seat-mate while on a Greyhound bus trip! And no this was not a plot in a horror flick, but, tragically, true life.
One of the really creepy aspects of the story […]

“Gnarly” Burger King Commercial, Bra!

The burger looks quite unhealthy - and by unhealthy I mean by eating just one it will take 5 months off of your life - but the commercial is hi-larious, nonetheless. “I just wanted one….” Hi-lario.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrdGCEhmvEk

$2,500 Ain’t What It Used To Be

Twenty years ago, a box seat in Yankees Stadium cost a measly $10. Next year, in the new Yankees Stadium, a similar seat will cost only slightly more - about $2,500.
At least that $2,500 includes free food.
And good luck trying to take a family outing to a ball game. You might as well go to […]

Tap Water = Free Drugs

Why go to the trouble of paying for a cocktail of various drugs when you can get them for free by simply drinking tap water?! Well, sorta.
New evidence shows just how much crap can be found in our cities drinking water supplies. To be honest, I find it sketchy that these prescription drugs are in […]

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The Greatest Story of 2008: Even Chubby Would Be Proud

Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.

Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.

Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.