Probably the Best Graphic Ever.
‘nough said
Written on October 17, 2008 | Posted in Surplus
Rafael Nadal Averages 328 Butt Picks Per Match
Since Rafael Nadal became a professional tennis player four years ago it was apparent that he possessed a relentless will to win, uncanny tennis talent, and a positively voyeuristic affinity for picking his butt on [inter]national television.
Written on September 4, 2008 | Posted in Sports
US Gymnast Alicia Sacramone Punches Some Dude
US gymnast and beloved cutie pie Alicia Sacramone punches some guy. We all know this girl is a fighter, seeing her battle back from a disappointing experience in Athens. (I’m not exactly sure what I’m talking about, because I didn’t know who Alicia Sacramone was until a few days ago…but I hear she has battled […]
Written on August 17, 2008 | Posted in Olympics 2008
I Want Candace Parker’s Shoulders…
So, as previously stated, I want Candace Parker’s shoulders. Not to bite. Not to lick. But to have as my own…in a slightly off-white, salmon color please.
To your ralph is a picture of Candace at the ESPYs about a month ago. (Yes, I only report on the freshest of topics.) […]
Written on August 13, 2008 | Posted in Sports
What Does Aaron Rodgers Think About Replacing Brett Favre?
Recent story I found on Digg.
“I’m going out there a week early, if that tells you anything,
” Rodgers told Yahoo! on Saturday in his first extended interview since Favre requested his formal release in a letter the Packers received Friday. “I’m just excited about that first night’s sleep in the dorms, going out and practicing […]
Written on July 16, 2008 | Posted in Sports
The Reggie Bush Challenge
While Reggie Bush may not be the fastest man in the NFL, he’s close to it and his name is synonymous with speed; that is why I elected him as the first NFL player to participate in this challenge. It is beautiful in its simplicity and in fan involvement, as well as raising some […]
Written on June 24, 2008 | Posted in Sports
Dan in Real Life: Bring a Tissue, for Tear-Purposes
What can I say about Dan in Real Life? Heartwarming.
I’m not a professional movie critic, but to me, Dan in Real Life is simply a heartwarming, brilliantly written movie of a widower, doing his best to raise three daughters while struggling with his suppressed desire to do something for himself.
I, myself, have never been […]
Written on May 21, 2008 | Posted in Movies, Product Reviews
Reggie Miller Tops List of Unbearable NBA Commentators
Bring on Cheryl! Bring on any woman sports commentator in the known universe! I cannot take Reggie Miller anymore.
The title of this article is somewhat of a misnomer, in that there is no list, because there needn’t be a list when one commentator is so far ahead of the rest with respect to […]
Written on April 15, 2008 | Posted in Sports
Top Movie “Power Couples”
In the real world, a “power couple” might be a married couple, both lawyers. But in the movies, power couples come in all forms. Below is a list of my top six power couples.
Disclaimer: I apologize to comic book geeks (yes, you Yorick). I used movie power couples; in the comic books […]
Written on March 20, 2008 | Posted in Movies
Could Gandalf Have Stepped Up a Bit?
I have read and watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Both were a while ago, but late one night I began wondering if Gandalf really left it all out on the court.
Gandalf started out Grey. He was the second most powerful wizard in all the land. Upon his new self-appointed nickname, […]
Written on March 13, 2008 | Posted in Movies
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The Greatest Story of 2008: Even Chubby Would Be Proud
Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.
Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.