Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the […]
Written on December 16, 2008 | Posted in
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Aaaand so the pussification of America continues. A common story seems to be emerging more and more often in America. These days, it is almost impossible to go a week without hearing about another incident involving over-the-top, ridiculous parents. Their crazy antics continued recently when a nine-year-old was banned from his baseball league because he […]
Written on September 4, 2008 | Posted in
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Since Rafael Nadal became a professional tennis player four years ago it was apparent that he possessed a relentless will to win, uncanny tennis talent, and a positively voyeuristic affinity for picking his butt on [inter]national television.
Written on September 4, 2008 | Posted in
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The Olympics are soon over. Update commencing…
USA and China are finally separating in the medal count. Although China has an overwhelming edge over the Americans in Gold medals, the US has the overall total in their favor. China has improved so much from the Olympics prior. It’s obvious that their strategy was to concentrate on […]
Written on August 22, 2008 | Posted in
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Now that we are in our second full week of healthy athletic competition, its time for another update.
Medal Count (Top 5):
USA - 25 Golds, 25 Silvers, 26 Bronzes = 76 Total
China - 40 Golds, 14 Silvers, 17 Bronzes = 71 Total
Russia - 9 Golds, 13 Silvers, 17 Bronzes = 39 Total
Australia - 11 Golds, 11 […]
US gymnast and beloved cutie pie Alicia Sacramone punches some guy. We all know this girl is a fighter, seeing her battle back from a disappointing experience in Athens. (I’m not exactly sure what I’m talking about, because I didn’t know who Alicia Sacramone was until a few days ago…but I hear she has battled […]
Written on August 17, 2008 | Posted in
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China is doing a fantastic job putting on these games. I don’t care if they are Communist. I don’t care if they won’t free Tibet. And I don’t care if they don’t like Joey Cheek, although I never met the guy, Prez G-dub says he’s a good man. Kudos to China for putting on a great spectacle.
Also, […]
So, as previously stated, I want Candace Parker’s shoulders. Not to bite. Not to lick. But to have as my own…in a slightly off-white, salmon color please.
To your ralph is a picture of Candace at the ESPYs about a month ago. (Yes, I only report on the freshest of topics.) […]
Written on August 13, 2008 | Posted in
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As I sat there watching the Packers begin the 2008 preseason against the Bengals on Monday night I could not help but begin to cheer for my guys in green and gold. Besides having the greatest uniforms in the NFL, the Packers also sport an exciting roster full of young, talented, aggressive players. […]
Written on August 12, 2008 | Posted in
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After a fantastic, glorious, terrorist-free, expensive ($300M!) opening ceremony on Friday night, August 8, 2008 – The 29th Olympic games are under way.
I was literally glued to the television set like they were showing reruns of Saved by the Bell. However, my TV was not showing Zack and Kelly slow dancing outside of the […]
Written on August 11, 2008 | Posted in
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The Greatest Story of 2008: Even Chubby Would Be Proud
Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.
Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.