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Written on December 24, 2008 | Posted in Surplus | Leave a comment
The Greatest Story of 2008: Even Chubby Would Be Proud
Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the […]
Probably the Best Graphic Ever.
‘nough said
Now THAT’s A Not-so-friendly Wake-up Call
I cannot really imagine waking up to anything worse than boiling-hot water being poured on, in, and/or around my genital region. But for a Bradenton, FL man, this real-life nightmare was all too…well…real.
Yeesh. Who knows what this poor guy did to piss off his wife so bad that she resorted to these antics. No word […]
Really Old Japanese Dude Turns 113, Has Nearly 100 Direct Descendants
Tomoji Tanabe of Japan is the world’s oldest man. The dudester is seriously old - 113 years of age to be exact. Recently, he celebrated his birthday, partyin’ like twas 1899.
He told reporters that he eats a lot, but strictly avoids alcohol, cigarettes, and snacks. If avoiding the fun things in life allow you to […]
Secret Sex Party Spoiled by Angry Dad and his Metal Pipe
Kids just want to have a good time. Maybe dabble in the world of pre-marital sexual intercourse. Here’s a great story on what happens when a boyfriend chooses the wrong daughter and the wrong time.
What’s so funny about this story is that I can’t help to wonder if the boyfriend had to hop on his huffy naked back […]
The Glorious Saga of the GEICO Cavemen Continues
Hate them or love them - love them or hate them - never heard of them or Tivo them daily - kinda like them or don’t give a crap - the GEICO Cavemen have developed a cult-like following over the past few years. The obsession continues with a clever installment in the most recently released […]
My obsession with China continues… (Not Olympics related)
I’ve got to hand it the Chinese again. They come up with the most creative ways to do everything… Even how Chinese gang members can make a quick buck is remarkable.
Sure, we’ve all heard of goons and thugs killing people for money (everyone knows the premise behind Grand Theft Auto). Maybe the target was a […]
Olympic Recap
The Olympics are finally over and so much credit can be given to the host country, China. They are exceptional hosts and deserve all the thanks in the world. I wish them good luck in going forward…Just don’t engage a war the U.S. with your 200 million standing army, please.
Alright, now that the blessings and sappy […]
Written on August 28, 2008 | Posted in Surplus | Leave a comment
“EVERYBODY TAKE COVER…HE’S GOT A(N) (EMPTY) CHEESECAKE BOX!!!”
Sigh. You know the old saying about dumb criminals blah blah “nobody ever said criminals were smart” blah blah. I don’t even remember what it is, and it’s not even that good of a saying. But the point is this - crooks are generally not the smartest breed. This story seems to reaffirm that fact.
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Written on August 17, 2008 | Posted in Surplus | Leave a comment
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The Greatest Story of 2008: Even Chubby Would Be Proud
Knowing that people out there still love and appreciate “Teen Wolf” brings great joy to my heart, similar to the way Boof made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. And so we have the story of the former Greg White - now Stylez G. White.
Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.
Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.