Thanks for your patience.

- ST Admin

Mr. White is a defensive end for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers who decided to honor “Wolf Fever” by officially changing his name to Stylez G. White. So it’s not EXACTLY the same way that “Stiles” spelled it in the movie, but close enough. After all, the original Stiles was the inspiration behind the legal name change for Mr. White. In particular, the classic performance of “Win In The End” that plays during the final championship basketball game scene most likely won him over.

Stylez G. White, I salute thee. If I was Scotty, I would tear open a beer with my wolf chompers in your honor. Thank you for passing on the love of an 80’s pop culture legend to a new generation. I know Chubby would be proud.

‘nough said

Yeesh. Who knows what this poor guy did to piss off his wife so bad that she resorted to these antics. No word on if this occurred in a trailer park (which would actually make a lot of sense). I’m going to assume it did - makes the story better. Further, the woman - Maverna Theresa Turay - did not give police a reason as to why she poured the piping hot water on her husband’s jewels, but did tell police that she had been “drinking alcohol”. Hmmmm, verrry interesting. I never would have suspected alcohol to be an intrical part of this story. Go figure!

According to the sheriff’s report, the poor fella “ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911″. That must have been an interesting scene for the neighbors. And I can only imagine the 911 call from the relative: “Ok, wait, so she poured what on his what?!”

I hope the man makes a full recovery. Let this be a lesson to all you gentlemen out there - if you piss off your significant other, do not leave your groin exposed, because somehow, someway, 98.6% of the time they will resort to pouring scalding liquid on your man-region.

Sweet dreams!

He told reporters that he eats a lot, but strictly avoids alcohol, cigarettes, and snacks. If avoiding the fun things in life allow you to live really long, then please count me out of the future centenarians club.

Mr. Tanabe says he is “happy”. That’s all fine and dandy, but seriously, who wants to live to be 113 years old? What the heck do you do every day that makes you want to keep living at that point? What does Tomoji do every day, all day? Most likely, all of his friends have been dead for years, and he doesn’t drink. That leaves very few options for entertainment. He said he likes to “peruse” the newspaper. Yea, I like to do that too - for about fifteen minutes. Then what does he do for the rest of the fifteen hours and forty-five minutes a day that he is awake? But I digress.

Well, as the old (sorry for the pun but I had to) saying goes, it’s not the years in your life, it’s the life in your years. And you know what? If he is happy, then gosh darnit, I’m happy for him, too. Cheers to Tomoji. I’ll toss back a saki bomb in your honor.

What’s so funny about this story is that I can’t help to wonder if the boyfriend had to hop on his huffy naked back to the tree house.  Its too bad for the dad who had to do what he had to do to protect his daughter and most of all his authority in the house.  Instead of arresting the man, I would give him a key to the city.  One less teenage daughter that’s never getting pregnant.

Let that be a lesson to all those damn teenage boys with your acne, long hair, and little peepee’s. Don’t sneak in your girlfriend’s house and decide to show off your boyhood.

Personally, I absolutely love these commercials. I shriek with child-like enthusiasm when new “episodes” appear. They make me laugh and I don’t really know why. They are cavemen - hilarious, hilarious cavemen. Besides that, I have no explanation for you except that the spots are original and catchy and usually have great tunes playing in harmony with the excellent on-screen action.

So go ahead world, and feast your eyes on said glory. I know I will. Mmmm. Now that’s delicious eye candy.

What kind of a weenie coach forfeits the game because the other team’s pitcher is too good? I can just hear the coach’s speech now: (more…)

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